Frullato di trippa per voi, venerdì sera, servito dal Mago Trippone in persona che, in ritardo, vi offrirà il suo imprescindibile oroscopo per il 2017.
Non credo ci siano vegani, tra i lettori del blog, vegetariani sì, ma vegani no, quindi il frullato di trippa non dovrebbe offendere nessuno, non più del brano più esilarante di Istitunalized 2014, ovvero la cover di Istitunalized dei Suicidal Tendencies rifatta tre anni fa dai Bodycount:
The other day I'm just sittin' alone
On lunch break at my job
Trying to eat a ham sandwich
Got little potato chips on the side
Little koo-aid
This motherfucker walks up to me and says
Are you gonna eat that
Like yeah I'm gonna eat that
What the fuck you think I'm gonna do
Shove it up your ass
Do you understand that that pork can kill you
Look motherfucker
Pork is not gonna kill me
Unless they figure a way
To shoot it out of a fucking gun
But I might kill you
If you keep fuckin' with me
He says hey calm down
I'm a vegan
Fuck a vegan
I could give a fuck if you eat sawdust motherfucker
Just step away from my fucking sandwich
He said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid
I said do you realize how much blood is in a human body
Do you wanna see it motherfucker
Oh my god
You need therapy
You have an anger problem
Ahhhhhhh
Ah, last but not least:, la trippa al sugo:
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